"so like you use the scab as a throwing knife" "taffi! hey thats not my scab i threw it over there!" "it heals you!" "really?" "DUH!" "Ding dong dingaling" "the witch is dead!" "dude lets see if we can do multi play so we not killin eachother" "yay" "shoot off his head! shoot the box!" "that be cool cheat if you could do a cheat and get plasmas" "dude you cant get stuff from halo with a cheat!" "there not just from halo there from alot of stuff" "i wish i had a scab, i could eat it and then kill myself" "then you could run around in the nude" "tumers tunnel through, tunnel through, and come out the other side" "my dad was a nerse, and a guy had a tumer that went from one side of his butt and out the other, so they pulled tumer out, and there was a tunnel through his butt!" "dude you wrote down our conversation?" "omg!" "dude ill pay you a million dollars to shove your hand up my ass!" "hahaha!" "OK!!" "id do it for free!" "omg this is funny!" "your sick and disterbed!" "hahaha id do it for free? Dude this is so funny!" "dude what if an alien pops out of your stomach and its dancing around, DO DO DO DOD DEE!" "thats my sentance!" "omg your such an idiot why you doing this?" "im gonna read this whole thing so that you have to retype it!" "im sorry i threw my scab on you can i have it back?" "taffy!!" "your such an idiot!" "dude theres an alien on your cell phone?" "omg your such a freak" "you gonna put this online? You should do it its such a stuipid conversation?" "dude you still playing that stuipid gameboy?" "Are you like a princess thing?" "no im a tacktision telling other people what to do!" "lol we should keep doing this all night!" "this is so gay!" "he is writing down everything we say!" "omg your so gay!" "im a fricking idiot!" "dude hes writing down everything we say!" Im a dickshit" "you can type fast!" "PICKLE PICKLE!" "MARFAAARRR!!!" "AHHHH!!!" "CHICKEN!" "CHIZAM!" "guys shut the fuck up!" "lol" "dude they gonna get so mad at you for posting this online!" "dude its his website!" "dude im gonna take my braw off now!" "lol you wrote that" "omg!" "wow you should play the new fire emplam!" "hehehe (push up glasses) im such a gay fag!" "stop" "oh yaaa" "Zerek your in the way of the gorish typing!" "anyone wana play with me?" "guys everybody be quite or ill ducktape your mouth shut!" "you should put like dots" "yay like periods" "omg im having my period!" "no can i write something? it wont offend you! Let me write something: im having an erection!" "(strange noises)" "(shiting sounds)" "here i got one: oh my god i wana F-you F-you F-you!" "everybody be quite!" "Zerek wheres your sister?" "UP YOURS LADIE!" "Just so everybody knows; i think your all hot! I LOVE YOU!" "im gonna do the best version of yoga, saying it, (repeating the word yoga)" ..... (alot) "guys everybody go against Ethen, just put on ghost with the worthog!" "aaauuhhh" "dude somebody hit me!" "aaauuuhhh" "(farting noise)" "whats that funky noise? Someone farted i bet" "i think i wet myself" "boogers taist good!" "omg somebody just said boogers taist good! lol" "dude one day i was just watching robbin and he starts going: oooo yummy ooohhh" "(everyone laugh) "man theres alot!" "guys lets play blood gaulch!" "yay i love Halo!" "k" (gone to play videogames, may return when i feel like it)

(slightly later)

"I locked on" " you love banshees dont you ethan?" " wilol you be careful you sons of bitchs!" i've got a gun tob tristans head!" "lol" "a guy or a girl, you can't tell." "lol"oo, look at me, i'm...... on tristans head" "ohh yeah!!!!" "ehhhhh,ehhhhhhh" "man i need a shave!!!!!!!!!!!" brisononononononoon!" OO LOOK AT ME I'M SPEICIAL CAUSE I'M on tristans head." "hey, tristan, zzzzzzzzz!" "lol" i gotta go places, like tristans pants." "this is nukkin futs!!!!" "this is fuckin' nuts!!!!" " you are so BEEPin' crazy." "lol" "(gay stuff)" "your hitting me wwith your own flesh!!!" "lol" "og!" "disco,i hate you" " ahhhhhh" "guys, shhhh!" "shuck head?" " ahhh my intestines, my spleen!!! ohhh fuck shizit!!! ohh shit!!! oooo that doesn't bend that way!!!!! oooo my nuts!!!!! don't think you can escape so easily!!!!" "heeeeeyyyy" "heeeeeyyyy" "QUITE,ENOUGH, OF THAT!!!! i'M gonna pumml you to the gfloor you bitch!!!!" you suck at cuzin'" "you guys, settel down, i don't wanna kick your ass!!!!" "he did crack when he was three!!!!" come on guys, i almost got 200 kills!!!"

(even more later)

"press it press it, oh no" "man on blue" "hit A now" "this is gonna be fun guys" "we gonna do drive bys lets do drive bys" "alright guys no tanks, unless we choose" "we can use them for cover" "god if you use a tank for cover it will blow up" "im getting revenge on Nile!" "hey where are you?" "come to me!" "where are you?" "im in tristans pants!" "lol" "where are we?" "im all red!" "i think hes typing what were saying" "NO SHIT SHERLOCK!" "you guys he jacked my warthog" "where did he get the jacks?" "what?" "Tristan said "somebody jacked my warthog, and i said, where did he get the jacks!" "man you are so stuipid" "we should say: said Merry" "oh theres this girl Tristan's going out with, do you know Merry? Marry Mire?" "i know her brother" "he likes to makeout with her on the corner, and they talk about video games" "(sex sounds)" "they do stuff like that" "Screw Screw Screwy!" "3 hours later, do 3 hours later" "screwy screwy screwy" "alright lets report on someone else now, Tristin is boring" "Ethen had a lovelife, her name was Megan, and she ran away from him, and the other day on the phone his brother had a friend name Magan, and we were playing the wedding song on the phone. Then she pretended that she hung up and his brother got pissed cause of it. They realy want to fuck eachother i know it, fuck eachother HARD!" "I know who nelson likes! But im not gonna tell you, cause i love her to!" "im gonna kill Nelson and steal her for myself! FUCK YAY! FUCK HER! WOO!" "(sex sounds)" "laughing" "get on that stuipid ghost!" "get off that stuipid video game!" "STFU!" "stop recording this you fag!"

(after a long and bloody carnage)

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